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lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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unclefather:

boredomandstuff:

unclefather:

unclefather:

it doesn’t make sense that in those movies where they unlock use of 100% of their brain they somehow get superhuman strength. like…? did you somehow get more muscles? is it a package?

is it like unlocking a new character…


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asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life

asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life




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bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image



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ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog


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nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.


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ofools:

lumpenspaceproletariat:

dearnonacepeople:

knight-of-antioch:

If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

It’s just in asexuals are actually have divine properties 

lmao oh my goodness

finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind


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marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds.